"Some peepowl just want to watch the world burn, mistah wayne"
-My Cocaine

When I saw the Quake reveal, and the mayhem he can cause, I got stupid giddy.
This to me is the TFTCG equivilant of riding a bucking bronco...can we hold on long enough?

You are going to flip Quake to Body mode turn 1 to turn on his insane ability: if something dies, EVERYTHING on the board takes 1 damage.
our goal is to trigger this as much as possible.  Kreb is the head because he is 1 star and Quake is going to need ALL of the health possible to keep the train rolling.

Who better to pair this madlad with but the queen of KO'ing herself, Elita-1.  When she dies, she'll deal 1 damage to everyone.  Then (the way this deck is built) she'll have a 38% chance of triggering some sort of direct damage effect through her psuedo [[leap of faith]] ability...twice.  [[I still function!]] will bring her back to do it again and again.

Arcee rolls in to play nurse by taking all the fips, repairing everyone for one damage as once elita and quake flip they do not flip back.  She'll also put in that clutch pierce damage to insure the KO on the other side.

This deck is stacked with powerful direct damage effects: [[photon bomb]], [[zap]], [[Erratic Energy Grenade]], the humble [[rock toss]] and by putting an [[armed hovercraft]] onto Quake, you deal more direct damage.  This is all in the hopes of setting up a KO so that your opponent's team (and, sadly yours) will all take 1 additional damage.

Critically thinking: This team is ONLY good against wide teams.  I don't think enough direct damage can be applied to take down tall teams.

Example turn and why I think this could be bonkers:

• Air strike patrol member attacks Elita 1 and kills her.
• Everyone takes 1 damage
• Elita 1's ability goes off, pulls photon bomb for first card
• Everyone takes 2 damage
• second card is armed hovercraft, place it on quake
• Enemy team takes 1 more damage.
• This kills one of the air strike patrol members
• Everyone takes 1 damage
• This kills another air strike patrol member
• Everyone takes 1 damage
• It is finally your turn.  Flip Arcee to heal 1 damage from her and quake
• brainstorm, repair bay and heal 1 more from your team
• second brainstorm action is I still function
• Bring Elita 1 back, attach erratic energy grenade to her
• Attack with Elita 1 and kill another air strike patrol
• Everyone takes 1 damage
• Elita dies, erratic energy grendade does 2 damage to enemy team
• Everyone takes 1 damage from quake
• first card is rock toss, do 1 damage to tapped enemy
• second card is I still function, hilarious, elita comes back and dies again...

I can't wait to play this when Titan Masters Attack launches!